Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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