Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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