Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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