Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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