About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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