he puts the penis in happiness.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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