So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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