i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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