We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
This is the high leading the old right now
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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