Its about making memories worth repressing
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
