u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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