I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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