we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
my liver is dry heaving
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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