she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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