that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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