This is not my ceiling
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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