Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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