GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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