Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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