On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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