Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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