...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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