Can i not drive my cunt home
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
is that a dick in a sweater?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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