Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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