dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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