i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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