I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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