I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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