This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
The air taste purple.
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