Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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