You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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