Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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