singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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