Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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