This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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