Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
