I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Randomize
