So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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