You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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