FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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