I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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