Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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