worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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