I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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