used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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