When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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