Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
