Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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