I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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