nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize
