Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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