What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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