You made me cry and you don't even care
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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