Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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