She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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