Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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